A man who knows his place
The are many theories as to what a woman likes in a man, most of them are way wide of the mark.
What a woman really likes is a man who knows his place, like this one.
Due to the absence of captioning or audio description on You Tube content, here are the lyrics:
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song
I don’t take no crap from anybody! … else but you.
I wear the pants around here! … when I’ve finished with your laundry.
‘Cause I’m a guy you don’t want to fight! … when I say “jump” you say “yeah, right”.
I’m the man of this house! … until you get home.
What I say goes around here! … right out the window.
And I don’t want to hear a lot of whining! … so I’ll shut up.
The sooner you learn who’s boss around here! … the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
‘Cause I am the head honcho! … but it’s all in my head.
And I can have sex anytime! … that you want.
‘Cause I’m a man who has needs! … but they’re not that important.
And don’t expect any flowers from me! … because if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewellery.
I’m the king of my castle! … when you’re not around.
And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I want! … to get into trouble.
And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready! … to sleep on the couch.
Because a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do! … and I’m going to do what you tell me to.
Because I’m top dog around here! … but I’ve been neutered!
Helena S responds:
Posted: December 28th, 2007 at 11:35 pm →
Hilarious! They should include this in the info pack given out with marriage licenses.