Words that should be in the OED

Posted August 20th, 2007 by Jaybee

dictionary.png I’ve had this as a blog on MySpace (yes I know, don’t ask) for some time and several people have mentioned that it ought to go on here to get the word out. Ha! Get it?

So here goes, a list of words that should be in the Oxford English Dictionary but aren’t. Some have been contributed, some plagiarised, others heard or made up due to a particular need, whatever, I love them all, find a regular use for some and recommend them all to the book.

Cashtration
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus
A person who’s both stupid and an a**hole.
Intaxication
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with
Reintarnation
Coming back to life as a hillbilly
Bozone
The substance surrounding stupid people that prevents bright ideas from penetrating.
Foreploy
Misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of having sex.
Giraffiti
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Hipatitis
Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis
A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon
It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon
The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido
All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit
The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor
The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating
Surrealtor
the agent supposedly selling your house and working for you, but having a sideways view of reality when it comes to their fee
Crapitulate
To give in under the pressure of all the sh*t that is being heaped upon you.
Testiculate
Wave your arms around and talk b*ll*cks.

7 Responses to: “Words that should be in the OED”

  1. debbye responds:
    Posted: August 20th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    this is a little word my daughter & i came up with several years ago:

    Egotesticle - nuff said!

  2. g~ responds:
    Posted: August 20th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    lmbo! too funny!

  3. Mike Cherim responds:
    Posted: August 21st, 2007 at 5:10 am

    Haha, love the list Gill!

  4. ThePickards » Blog Archive » A Reading Roundup responds:
    Posted: September 7th, 2007 at 7:47 am

    […] Jaybee […]

  5. austingirl responds:
    Posted: October 7th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    ROTFLMAO!! This is better than Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary!

  6. Jimmy responds:
    Posted: March 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    My wife holds a Decafalon every Monday (doesent last the day …lol) and we both know all about Cashtration. I’m going to memorise a few of these and start using them….

  7. FIshgil44 responds:
    Posted: March 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    My favorite thing about this site (besides having found it by link from iconbuffet) is that the OED is referenced. This is not called something mundane like “words i made up” or whatever it’s called when people send things like this around in emails!! The Geek in me LOVES it.


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